I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
