everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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