That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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