I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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