But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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