In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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