Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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