i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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