I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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