Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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