Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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