no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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