I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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