you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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