Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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