YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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