they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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