"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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