i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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