and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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