i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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