One girl and one boy is just not enough.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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