Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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