So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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