After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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