Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
