Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
