shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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