Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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