whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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