we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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