We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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