She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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