New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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