Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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