how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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