is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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