Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
and i looked up. we had an audience...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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