i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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