Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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