Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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