We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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