If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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