you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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