The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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