He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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