I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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