Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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