The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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