I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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