Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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