everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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