I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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