I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I did not marry a roomba.
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