Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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