32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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